gamasuk sekolah

heey everybody let's get this party stopped (?)

gue gamasuk sekolah hari ini, demam pilek gitu deh, doain cepet sembuh yaa:3

hem gaada sesuatu yang spectacular to do hari ini, tapi me found this, menurut me sih kocak

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The phone rang loudly; Carlisle went over to answer it. “Hello…. Yes, it’s me…. Oh, ok…bring him over… You’re welcome. Bye.”

“Umm…what was that about?” Edward asked crossing his arms. “The caller id said ‘Black’, so what are you best friends with Jacob now or something?”

“No, Jacob has a fever of 113 and since if they took him to the actually hospital everyone would freak out because his temperature is so high.”

“Oh, so he’s coming over here?”

“Yup. They should be here.” There was a knock at the door. “Now.”

Jacob was left in the living room alone with Edward, Emmett, Alice and Jasper.

“So since he’s unconscious and won’t know what we did to him, what do you want to do?” Edward asked staring down at Jake.

“Well, he is a hot as a stove.” Emmett cupped his chin with his hand. “Let’s cook dinner for Bella on his face!”

“That is an excellent idea, Emmett.” Edward replied smiling. “Alice, go get some ingredients.”

Alice returned with some random things she just grabbed off the shelf in the kitchen. A bottle of ketchup, three packages of Jiffy Pop, the French Vanilla latté, from the time Emmett made them reenact Blue’s Clues, a large piece of chicken and a pinecone.

“Jasper, you’re in charge of cooking.” Edward pointed to him and her nodded.

Jasper placed a pot full of water on Jacob’s face and waited until it began to boil. Then he proceeded to cook the rest of the meal.

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Three hours later, Jasper was finished and the group was feeding Bella and Jacob, just because they were afraid they’d have extra, the meal.

“Mmmm…this is so good.” Bella complemented.

“Where did you find a place to cook this?” Jake asked, noticing no stove and knowing they didn’t need one.

“Your face.” Edward replied.

“Ha ha…” Jake mocked laughed. “No, seriously. Where?”

The group responded this time in unison. “ Your face.”

“You know what? You guys suck. Literally.”

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